How To Impress Your Partner With a Pile of "Junk"

 What do you do when you have a bunch of misc. cast-a-way antique scraps?

Take the table base that you found in a raccoon-feces-infested-garage-attic and re-size it to suit....

...the old door you found in someone's garbage....

...then add the drawer that used to smell like cat pee...

...then attach the top from an old dresser that had largely rotted into the ground...

...and, like magic, you've impressed your beloved partner who...

...quickly improves the situation even more to...

...create a pretty sassy front porch presentation!

Remember, pretty much nothing is truly junk.