At long last - our very own Multi-Media Entertainment Center: A WOODSTOVE!!! (thanks to Robert, Rick and Jules)
It not only heats our house but also serves as a multi-media entertainment center. It has two channels: warm and hot. It has multiple entertainment modes: dancing flames plus mesmerizing heat. It provides a center for gratefulness (for the firewood and Earth's fertility whence it came and for a good neighbor who cut it, etc, etc, etc.). It keeps our home, cats, coffee and hearts warm. All of this is way more entertainment than we need!